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Name: El Zombi loco
Location: Mexico
Birthday: 7/15/1986
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Monday, December 20, 2004

            In the begining before things began to begun, there was a carpenter, his son , and a bottle of love potion number 7. Now one day before days he decieded to build a huge mini world made out of wood. It didn't take him long and when he was done  and he filled that little world with people he had made as well, and then he poured out the  love potion into the world. For a time the people and the carpenter were happy together, but after a while the people got tired of the love potion number 7 and thirtsted for other types of potions. So inturn they stopped spending time with the carpenter and searched unitll they found snake oil. Now not being wanted by his creations he vowed never to visit the world again , and the only conntact he would have to it would be through his son, and the love potion that he continued to pour out.

 

            Now  with all the many juices to choose from and no carpenter to listen to , the people started acting like animals. Now the funny thing is , if you act like somthing long enough you eventually turn into one. Unfortunetly animals are dumber than people so once you've turned yourself into one, you lose your ability to turn yourself back: not only that you are too dumb to realise that you have even transformed. Now our story is about one such of these animals, a girl named butterfly. One day her life changed when for through no contribution on her behalf lighting struck her. When she woke up she was surprised and scared because she could see things now. She could see the world and that she was now no longer a butterfly but a girl. She also saw  that the place she was in was not as nice as she had beleived when she was a butterfly, but instead it was the bottom of a giant gorge. The place that she had told herself was soo nice and soo where she wanted to be , seemed soo dark and horrible now. At that point she saw that she was also alone. Frightend she ran down the cayon into the darkness looking for help. Soon she ran into her family of butterflys, relieved she tried to tell them what had happened to her. But they ignored her," don't you see that it's me, "she pleaded; but when the butterflys realised who she was and that she changed into somthing better than them they started to attack her. "Stop!" she cried,as she ran away, " you were my friends and family, PLEASE!,"and then she triped over a stone and hurt her leg toobadly to get up. Then they stoped following her, but they warned  her never to bother them again unless she wanted to become a animal once more.

 

            As she lie there alone in the darkness of the abyss, she started to cry, and started wishing she were a butterfly again. Just as she whimpered the thought to her self she looked up and saw a light. Well it was more of an explosion. In the light of the fire she could see the top of the canyon and two figures falling downward towards her. Then another fiery blast and they two were closer now, through the scattered explosions she could see them fighting and crashing into the sides of the walls, slowly making their decent; unitll they crashed into the rock bed near where she was laying. Closer now she could make the two figures out to me humans: one with a wolf tail and wings, the other one was shaped like a human but different, darker and she learned him to be the source off the firey blasts as he launched another one at the winged fellow. He used his wings as  a sheild and charged the other to tackle him. As she watched the two wrestle she lost track of time, one would start to win and then the tables would turn, untill finally the with a final explosion the darker-less human man blew himself up. Having blacked out , she awoke to the sound of weeping. When she looked over the rock she had fell over she saw it was the winged man who was the source of the noise. She saw him putting up a cross in the place where his enemy had been. "why are you crying, " she asked him hesitently, " Are you seriously hurt?"

            "I'm crying becuase my friend is dead," anwsered the slightly older boy as he turned his head back from talking to her towards the cross.

            "You're friend? Wasn't he trying to kill you?"

            "Friends hurt eachother somtimes without knowing it, but you still love them. ANd despite how they die you still miss them when they're gone."

            "Well i'm sorry for you then, my friends abanoned me down her and now i'm alone too."

            "Really, I'm sorry." he said. Then as he wispered a prayer to himself he got to his feet and walked to where she was laying. As he helped her up he said,"My name is sir strugglesbee, you can come with me if you'd like."

            "Thank you,"she said as she shook his hand," my name is butterfly."

            'Butterfly? What sort of a name is that?"

            "I dunno, it's the only name i've ever had, its what the other animals called me."

            "Well I'm not an animal, and neither or you. So you need a new name....how about wendy?"

            "Wendy's nice, it reminds me of how i used to fly."

            "What do you mean fly?"

            "Back when i was a butterfly, why if i still had my wings i could fly out of this cayon like you.''

            "What, not only did you never fly.. but neither can I."

            "What, i can remember flying."

            " Nope,"he said confidently as he shook his head," you only thought you were flying. And as for these wings of mine, they don't allow me to fly.They are there to show people that i believe that people can fly. So i'll wear them untill the day when i really can."

            "That's crazy, why bother. If you can't fly now, and you say i never have; what makes you think you will someday?"

            "Why not?"

            "Becuase it's not that simple"

            "isn't it?"

            "No!"

            "Humm... well since you haven't been a human long, that means you just opend your eyes right?"

            "well yea"

            "Well why don't you follow me , see the world some more..and find some anwsers based on the new things you can see. That's what i did, and i found the carpenter."

            "The carpenter?"

            "Yea, hes the one who made you a human, silly goose."

            "Well how do you know he  did it?"

            "Becuase he made everything. Now come on we'd better get started on getting out of here. I find its best to stay moving."

            :"Do you know how to get out of here?"

            "yea, i've been down here before..i didn't want to come back; but unexpected things happen and you somtimes do things you don't want to."


Friday, November 12, 2004

sorry if i dissapoint, but my heart really isnt in this story. Long (action packed) story short. William fights his way through the neighborhood and along the way gets wounded but not bite(at least not by a zombie infact he got his ar m bit by a dog).Meanwhille jon fights his way out of the school and gets bite(by katie his girlfriend oh no!)Now beuing bit and knowing his fate he chooses not to cop out.He gets to the roof and sees the mob of zombies trying to get into the school...he jumps into said mob!(dun dun dunnnnnnnn) he hurts his leg but hes killing zombies.Then william finially makes it to the shcool and sees the mob(but not jon) now he's made it this far and hes gonna get into that school, so he charges into the mob and he starts killing zombies. Now they are  both killing zombies:jon who has been bit and has hurt leg and william who looks like hes been bit and is all dirty.Then  through the mob they cross paths and at glance assuming they are the only humans in the mob, and judging by the others appearence...they kill eachother.(yes...i went there)

sorry for not completeing in the la-git way.... but i want to end this story happily so leave and alternate ending.


Tuesday, November 09, 2004

      ''Sup officer Smith,"nodds a mexican/black mix guy as he passes through his schools metal detectors.

      "Hows it going jon?,"asks the tall black haired security officer, who looks like he plays bass in his churchs band.

      "It's early," replys jon as he walks away and up to a small group of guys and starts with his pattented dap/hand shake/pull/slide/snap/put your right foot in put your right foot out/thing."Sup, Steve,"

      "Sup man,"yawns the tall devilishly handsome young man.

      "Dude, where's everybody at?"asks jon,"nobodys here."

      "Yea,  I know half the busses didn't even show up.It's crazy."

      "I dunno , but i gotta get to class."

      "Yea, I'll see you at lunch man, later."

      "Later , "shouts back jon as they part ways. After some walking down the hall and giving too many people "the gun and the wink" he comes up to a girl with choped up hair and clothes that looks like she got dressed in the dark.(But a cool dark, as if the fashion gods had smiled upon her.) They two hug,"Hey,"says jon.

       "Hey,"she replies,"you left your hat at my house last night."

      "Awe not my hat,"

      "Stop whining ,it's in my locker,ya fagot"she sasses.AS she slaps at his balls.Forcing him to block and dodge.

      "That was close,"he laughs as they start to wrestle,then do more than wrestle.

       "Ok, i need to go into class now,"she sighs

        "oh noo,:"he pouts jokingly,"ok, yea i gotta go anyway, i'll see you 3rd block,"he says as the hug goodbye.As he finally makes it to his classs he notices the tv on."Ah tv today, allllright!"he says as he takes his seat.But his boyish glee soon turns to confusion as he watches the news reports of what seems to be a "zombie" outbreak in the city."What, how can this be real?"he asks to no one, as everyone(who showed up) is tranfixed on the television set.Then the PA system kicks on*attetion students, due to the unexpected events in the city the school will be locked up and each class is to stay inside its own room, the doors will be locked and you will be held here untill furthor notice for your own safty* Along with the rest of the class jon shouts,"What! They can't do that, Crap."he exclaimes as he slams his fist down of the desk.     


(sorry william, but it's call intitive)

Radio-alarm kicks on, "reports of attacks in all areas of the city are leading authorities to beleive..." a hand reaches up to the headboard and shuts off the alarm."Ugghhhhhm, I don't want to get up, it's too early for school."poust a shaggy blonde haired boy as he slides out of bead and into the bathroom. Reemergeing showered and dressed for success in plaid, the boy goes down the hardwood stairs and down to an empty house. Grabs a poptart and his bookbag and is out the door.No need to shout goodbye to a house who's residents have allready all left for the day. As he finishes his breakfast of champions the bus rolls up.

     "Morning william,"exclaimes the driver as he shuffels on and heads towards "his spot". Headphone time."What's that idiot doing?" he says to himself as he deslouches to look out the window at a boy who seems to be "playing" with a dog.In realitly he's just doing about the same thing the dog is, going nuts trying to get through the fence to get the thing on the otherside.

    Reconising the boy from a stop she stops the bus ,the overwieght buslady opens the door and asks the lad,  "Are you allright honey?" Startled he turns aburbtly and with his eyes fxed on the body the voice came from, it was seconds before he was away from the fence and chewing on her roll-lined neck.

     "What the heck?" exclaimes the shaggy blonde boy as he jumps to his feet with the rest of the bus. Suddenly it was an explosion of chaos as the rabid boy starts going after the rest of the passesngers. Due to the fact that the driver had fallen , and was now blocking the door like a human-blob-rock(and that none of the kids ever paid attention during the explanation of how to open the emergency exit door) the kids were trapped. As he tore the head phones from his ears william managned to squeeze out his window while he watched the others who didn't get bitten get trampled. Horrified and confused he gets to his feet and shables out of the road.


Monday, November 01, 2004

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The Beast of Yucca Flats
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A yuck yuck yuck, was his cry

Atomic bombed, but he didn’t die!

Now he strangles, girls and rabbits

No twelve step program, for his bad habbits!

 

CAUSE HE’S THE BEAST

AAH AHHHH

OF YUCCA FLATS

AAH AHHHH

CAUSE HE’S THE BEAST

AAH AHHHH

OF YUCCA FLATS

AAH AHHHH

CAUSE HE’S THE BEAST

AAH AHHHH

OF YUCCA FLATS(break it down!)

AAH AHHHH AHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA

YUCCKITTY YUCK AHH AHHHHHHHHH ahh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Second verse(same as the first)

 



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